Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Let's paint friendship bongs
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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