Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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