And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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