dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
