he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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