I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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