her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
