is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
God, I missed his penis.
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