i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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