Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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