my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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