STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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