They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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