Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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