even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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