ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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