It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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