He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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