Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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