guys are not supposed to queef...right?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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