I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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