her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
is it fun? or sober?
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