Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Randomize
