and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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