My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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