I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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