I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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