guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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