No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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