ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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