would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
This is the high leading the old right now
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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