Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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