who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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