You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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