This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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