escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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