He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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