It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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