I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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