And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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