mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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