You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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