He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
