I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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