Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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