I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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