I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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