I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
