he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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