cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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