Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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