absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
