bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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