Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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