No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we made out on top of his cat.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Randomize
