i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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