If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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