She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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